Dutch vs German

A Dutchman is enjoying his breakfast, which includes coffee, croissants, butter and jam, when a German chewing gum comes and sits next to him and start a conversation unsolicited.

The German: “So you Dutch eat the whole sandwich?”

The Dutchman: “Yes of course.”

The German (irritating blowing bubbles with his chewing gum): “We do not, in Germany we only eat the inside. The crusts we save in a container, we recycle, baking rolls again and we sell them to the Netherlands. You eat bread with jam? “

The Dutchman: “Yes of course.”

The German (even more annoying strings pulling at his mouth with the chewing gum): “We do not. In Germany we only eat fresh fruit, gather all the peel and seeds remaining in a container, recycle them and make jam. Then we sell it to the Netherlands. “

The Dutchman: “Do you have sex in Germany?”

The German: “Yes of course.”

The Dutchman: “And what do you do with the condoms?”

The German: “We throw away.”

The Dutchman: “We do not. In the Netherlands we collect them in a container, recycle them and melt them in order to produce chewing gum and sell them to Germany again.”

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